Why Do I Live Here?: I had been looking forward to warmer weather. A few reasonable days coupled with the start of spring training made me optimistic. Then yesterday we get what amounts to an ice storm - 5 mph on the highway. It took me 40 minutes to cross town, when it usually takes me 15 or 20. Scraping the windows of my car. Sliding about on black ice. This is bloody paradise. So why don't I quit sniveling and move somewhere warm? Cuz then I wouldn't get to have a nice, satisfying tantrum about it.