Thursday, December 08, 2022

The Month That Was - November 2022

Thanks were given.  Whatever griping and sniveling I may do from time to time, I really do understand and appreciate how lucky I am as you can see from my missive below. 

I find I'm busying myself with house stuff.  For the past five or so years I have had a houseguest with a cat.  Now that they're gone, I feel like it's time to get back to some upgrades.  I am also slowly working through a purge of Stuff in anticipation of eventually selling the place.  I realize those two things are at odds.  You should never upgrade in advance of selling because you never make your money back.  We'll see how that develops.


I feel a bit weird not having a writing project active for the first time in a quarter-century. For now I still plan to hold off on the next project until retirement.  Bit by bit, I'm making progress towards that time and the start of the next chapter.


[Travel, Rant] Gratitude Checklist

[Rant] More of the Same

[Roaring 20s] Roaring 20s 2.0: ChatGPT is My Co-pilot


[Travel, Rant] Gratitude Checklist

I drove down to Savannah.  I stayed a couple of weeks (which is why I drove). I will now try to catalog the things I am thankful for from that trip.

  • Google Maps/Waze -- miraculous things, really.  Not only do I not need maps, I don't even need to know the directions, they just tell you what to do and when to do it, even routing you around construction and accidents when it is optimal. Young'uns are saying "Yeah, so?" But to anyone old enough to remember cross country trips from the days of yore it's a miracle.  If you had told 10 year old me in the back of the family car, with everyone yelling at everyone else over every wrong turn or missed exit, that in the future you could just give a little machine the address you wanted to get to and it would guide you their effortlessly, I would have said you're reading too much sci-fi.  A lot of modern tech is pointless crap, but mapping apps are a world changer.

  • My car works flawlessly -- this was not previously the case.  Prior to the ascendance of Toyota and Honda, all cars were, by current standards, unreliable.  A multi-day road involved a constant low-level dread that your car would simply fail and leave you stranded.  You just prayed that when it happened you were in reach of help, otherwise you were left at the mercy of the road.  Hopefully other drivers might offer a ride to the next exit, or at least not serial kill you.  My car has 140,000 miles on it and it is superior to literally every new car made before 1980, and most before 2000.  Perspective breeds gratitude.

  • I'm rich -- OK, I'm not rich.  But by any measure of the expectations of my youth or when compared to 99% of the global population, I am rich.  I have a house in Savannah that I purchased entirely for the sake of convenience of people I love.  Even if I'm not actually rich, I am rich, if you get my meaning.

  • Home office technology -- ridiculously, I have a home office in both my homes, each with multiple monitors, and the tech miracles of the day allow me to be in constant face to face contact with people all over the world.  I can work from anywhere, which may sound like hell to a lot of people, but for me it means I only need to use vacation time when I am actually taking vacation.  If I go to Savannah and my loved ones are working I don't have to take time off except when they are free to enjoy it with me.  Not to belabor the point, but thoughtlessly video-conferencing is another sci-fi dream from my youth.

  • At least I have my health -- Yeah, it takes a lot of work, and it'll never be what it once was, but the old bones are hanging in there, arthritis notwithstanding. Ands miracle drugs…well, that's a topic for later--

  • Loving and Being Loved -- Somebody once said happiness is not the purpose of life.  The purpose of life is to love and be loved and accept the consequences.  Fair.  I think I'm doing OK at both.  But happiness, or at least gratitude, is a nice bonus.  The family that has welcomed me into it are among the most thoughtful and well-adjusted people I have ever known.


I hope your Thanksgiving was as good as mine.


[Rant] More of the Same

Let's start with this article that examines the logos of tech companies and luxury brands and points out that they are evolving to a certain dull minimalist text form. Then there's this article that points out how cars have evolved to a central ur-design in the same manner.  David Perell, a writer I follow, takes the analysis a step further in twitter and summarized here.  You can see this in cities too; whether it's Ann Arbor or Savannah or presumably pretty much anywhere in the world:  there is a core historic area -- the campus and downtown in Ann Arbor, the historic district in Savannah -- but any area developed after, say, 1980, with be strip malls with franchised stores, office parks, or planned housing developments.  From what I read, that is the case all over the developed world.

Most people decry this. Many come to the conclusion that it's a natural result from various homogenizing trends.  For instance, everyone wants their logo easily readable on a phone screen now, so that leads to variations on simple, sans serif text.  For autos, safety regulations have placed a high cost on creative shapes and contours.  In cities, the same forces that influence Ann Arbor or Savannah also influence Turin or Kobe so it makes sense they would converge.


As far as fashion and hairstyles and pop culture and even manners and decor, well it's all shared now right?  There is no opportunity for a pocket of non-conformity to evolve to stand in conflict with the majority because the minute it starts, it's everywhere all at once.  Subcultures are exposed instantaneously, evaluated and judged in the crucible of social media, and either move mainstream or die before they become major enough to offer an optional vision.


Food and music are doing a bit better.  There are still major devotees to pure genre in those categories, although both have legitimized fusion in just about every form.  China Poblano in Vegas is an example.  The Grateful Crow, just down the road from me, specializes in Sushi and Burgers (but not sushi-burgers).  Or check out Ted Gioia's list of best albums of 2020. The one line description of almost all of them indicates some sort of style fusion.


A cynic would say that this is all happening because it benefits our corporate overlords (it probably does).  A universalist might suggest that it's because, on average, people are the same all over and value the same things (likely true also, see The Median Voter Theorem).  An old fogey would say these kids have no imagination; they're too conformist.  As a certified Old Fogey I have a certain sympathy for this, but it's not really as cranky an opinion as it sounds.  I have highlighted before how the decade by decade changes in culture pretty much stopped in the 90s.  It's been said (correctly) that apart from the absence of cell phones, you could walk around in the 90s and not realize you'd slipped back 30 years.  Combine that with the trend towards valuing your group identity as the primary source of self-definition, and you end up with a formula for conformity -- where creativity is costly and even risky.


I don't like it, but then, the world is not here for me to like.  My guess is that the monoculture is here to stay and creativity, especially aesthetic creativity, will be the exception rather than the rule for many years to come.


Addendum: a lovely related rant on ugliness.

[Roaring 20s] Roaring 20s 2.0: ChatGPT is My Co-pilot

In contrast to aesthetics, the functional world will likely be regularly turned upside down.  Happenings:

Item 1 - The world of crypto seems to be falling apart.  Crypto coins and tokens and what-have-you are dropping like flies and losing people billions of dollars in the process.  You may have heard about Sam Bankman-Fried (SBF) and his FTX crypto exchange and related Alameda hedge fund and all the financial shenanigans that went on around them.  If not, to put it succinctly, SBF set up a crypto token and an exchange for trading it and convinced people that it was safe and backed up by actual assets of value except it kind of wasn't and as soon as people started to suspect that it everything went boom.  Now he's trying to convince everyone that it was all an accident and an oversight and he never intended to defraud anyone.  The story has been given a boost by lurid tales of polyamorous relationships among the principal players. 


The best in-depth and ongoing analysis is coming from Twitter user Autism Capital if you have the time and stomach to wade through it.  There are a bunch of great summaries in Matt Levine's Money Stuff newsletter.  There is little of value at traditional news sites -- maybe this interview with SBF at Vox.


You needn't concern yourself with the details.  The point is suspicion and cynicism is rising in the crypto community and this especially high profile crash is dragging a lot of folks down with it, the bulk of them deservedly.  This is a huge come-to-Jesus moment for crypto.  The above mentioned Levine believes that cryptos are painfully relearning lessons that traditional finance learned and codified long ago.  This aligns with my view.  My guess is that whatever is left standing after the shakeout might be stuff of enduring value.  But the truly wacko stuff peaked a while back and will likely turn to dust -- poor Justin Beiber's $1.3M bored ape NFT was recently valued at $70K.


The alternate view is that crypto and blockchain technologies are, and always have been, a solution in search of a problem, and the whole thing is just the madness of crowds; a modern-day tulip mania. 


A third view is that crypto has real value, but only to secretive, nefarious activities.


I still don't own any.  I once tried to set up an account on the biggest, most reliable crypto exchange and I was stymied by their buggy software.  I'm grateful for that now, but once the shakeout is over I will likely try again.


Item 2 - How about ChatGPT, have you heard of that?  ChatGPT is a chatbot.  You know what a chatbot is, right?  ChatGPT however, is not your run-of-the-mill brain-dead customer support bot.  It is backed by a super-sophisticated artificial intelligence.  You can ask it remarkably complex questions and it will respond with coherent and relevant answers -- mostly.  Here is a twitter thread with some of the most interesting results and commentary.  People have speculated this as the thing that puts Google out of business.  That's highly unlikely, Google is well aware that this sort of thing is coming.  That said, asking a question of ChatGPT will very often give you better results than a Google search.  It does best in areas where it has been trained on a large body of work, or where there is a clear objective answer.  


For example, let's say I needed to file paperwork for a building permit in Washtenaw County.  A question to ChatGPT would probably give me a fairly comprehensive answer with the names and contact information for agencies, the names of the forms, the expected time involved, and even share common experiences of others.  Google would give me links to uncountable sites where if I was diligent enough I could get that information.  Also lots of ads.  Similarly, if I was to ask ChatGPT "I am a 62 year old man who is 5'10 and 180 lbs., give me a diet that will help me lose 10 pounds in three months." It would do exactly that, based on its reading of nutritional and fitness information.  One software developer has made the statement that he intends to pair-program with ChatGPT from now on.  This has implications for many careers and industries.  Can I ask it for weekly workouts and dump my personal trainer?  Can I ask it how to sue somebody and skip the lawyer?


ChatGPT does less well on more nebulous topics, occasionally outright failing.  Still, it's a huge step forward, with the potential to disrupt a lot of stuff.


ChatGPT is available to anyone…in theory.  You can set up an account at the above website, if you time it right.  Every time I've visited I've been told it's too busy, please try again later.  You can experience the future, but you'll need to wait in line. 


Item 3 - related to both the above, Tyler Cowen laments that Twitter is now the best place for news.  He's not wrong.  Twitter is great, but you have to carefully manage it.


Item 4 - More artificial intelligence in images.  Stable Diffusion is an AI product that will accept a written prompt from you and create an image.  Here are some samples. Truly remarkable and fascinating, if not quite so disruptive.

Tuesday, November 08, 2022

The Month That Was - October 2022

What's done is done.  My new book, The Hawk Sahib, is now on Kindle (also linked in the sidebar).  More below.  I wish I could say there was a strong sense of accomplishment, but I have had so many distractions and false starts over the years, that any sense of anticipation I had was gone and it feels like just another chore completed.  Perhaps I will feel otherwise in the fullness of time.

Other than that it was a month like any other.  I have begun baby-stepping towards getting my house in shape for listing.  Mostly that means getting rid of junk.  When I moved in 12 years ago I did a comprehensive junk purge and resolved not to fill my life with more crap.  Epic fail.  One of the difficulties is that, for a lot of stuff that you wish to be rid of, there is no easy way to dispose of it.  Trash collectors and donation centers have rules about what they'll take.  Basically, if it is inconvenient and worthless -- which a great deal of what I am trying to rid myself of is -- you not only can't sell it, but you'll have to pay someone to take it off your hands. Try to rid yourself of a 36" cathode ray tube TV and see how far you get.


Lord, deliver me from stuff.


[Books] The Hawk Sahib

[Cars] Auto Aspirations

[TV, Movies] Disney's Dive


[Books] The Hawk Sahib, by David Mazzotta

Where to begin?  Here's the description from Amazon:

At the end of the 19th century an intrepid Tibetan youth from an Indian orphanage is enlisted in the name of Her Majesty to guide a mysterious Norwegian named Sigerson on a mission to the forbidden city of Lhasa. The clandestine operation leads to intrigue, danger, and ultimately, murder. In the face of mortal consequences, Sigerson must solve the crime from deep undercover.

Drawing on Kipling and Conan Doyle for inspiration, The Hawk Sahib represents a new direction for David Mazzotta. His sharply observed characters and economical style make for a breakneck-paced historical mystery.


This was a very difficult book to write.  In the process, I discovered I do not have a  particular talent for plotting.  That is to say, the bulk of the time I spent on this was outlining the sequence of events and inferences.  I gained a tremendous respect for writers of mysteries, and a certain level of awe for those who can string together something complex that does not come off as contrived manufactured.


The location and subject are quite esoteric and archaic.  Does anyone know who Kipling is anymore?  How about Conan Doyle?  A reading by a standard-issue woke college freshman would probably lose me my job, even though in the context of the era in which it is set it is fine.  Look at it this way: is there anyone alive under the age of 60 that can pronounce "Sahib'' and not find it troubling?  That is to say, the audience is, I'm afraid, very small. It is not a comedy, in fact it is likely the darkest book I've written, though still, I hope, very entertaining.  


It sets up a sequel as it ends, so evidently I want to torture myself by having to plot another mystery -- certainly not until I retire. I will say this:  If you recognize the name Sigerson you will probably enjoy it.  If you know, you know.  


Now for the personal stuff.  In the course of writing this I have come to some revelations about myself.  Firstly, once I do retire, I suspect I will write a lot.  I don't know if I can ever reach the level of output of 25 years ago, when I had this blog, books, and football column going all at once, but I will have time and when I have time, I write.  They say writing is only enjoyable in the past tense.  Writing is work, having written is fun.  In fact, writing is more of a compulsion.  There is no point in resisting it, as you would work, and there is no particular joy in completing it, since the compulsion is not relieved.  It just is, and I feel it will continue to be once I have time for it again.  Look, if I retire at 65, that gives me at least another 15 years of productive writing.  That's a gift.


The other realization is how self-indulgent my approach is to writing.  I write whatever I want.  I have no concern for sales or an audience or the opinions of others.  If over the course of its existence The Hawk Sahib sells no more than a handful of copies, I'm fine with that.  I write what I write and that's that. (I seem to be developing an affinity for tautology.  That makes three in this post alone.  Not good.) 


Contrast that with Lee Child, who writes the Jack Reacher series of manly thrillers, one of which I am ripping through now.  They sell billions.  They can at times be formulaic.  To me they are a bit wordy but I think that is true of just about every book.  What they are is perfectly targeted to his readers, of which I am one.  A common, rather smug belief might be that Lee Child is simply a commercial machine, his work eschews artistry for commercial reward.  That belief is wrong.  Lee Child is writing for other people.  He is a craftsman of the highest order and that takes talent.  In my juvenile years I might have deluded myself that, in a flurry of sophomoric editorializing, I was dedicated to the artistry of writing and it's the crass uncivilized world that makes him rich and me not.  The fact is he is giving the world what it desires, and I am giving myself what I desire. I am more selfish than authentic.


There is no room in the commercial book industry for me, nor should there be.  It is truly a blessing that there isn't.  Years ago, we're I to have become a successful mainstream novelist, I would have lived a very different life than I have.  I would have been brown-nosing the Upper West Side cognoscenti. Making dreary small talk with strangers who show up for a signing.  Trying to supplement my income by teaching creative writing.  And I also would have fallen to poverty once the well ran dry.  No, I definitely lucked out by failing as a novelist.


I can write the stories I want and ramble on endlessly in blog posts.  Who's got it better than me?  


Still, I am not entirely self-absorbed. I would like anyone who is moved to read my work to enjoy it.  And if you are so moved, I hope you enjoy The Hawk Sahib.

[Cars] Auto Aspirations

 On average, I keep a car for just shy of a decade.  '84 Celica, '93 Camry, '02 Camry, '14 Acura TL.  It's coming up on time for me to get back into the market.


My Acura, despite some frustrations in my early ownership, a portion of which were completely on me, still runs like a top.  I am deeply impressed by the engine -- a tuned version of the six-cylinder from the Honda accord -- and the handling.  Both are beyond my ability to push to their limit.  Of all the cars I've owned, it's the only one that really stands out as having been a pleasure to drive. It's a little high on road noise and a little cramped for its size, but you can't help but appreciate how capable it is in any real life situation.  If it had Android Auto I might keep it until 300k.  


The quietness and smooth ride and utter reliability of the '93 Camry also should get its due.  I went to the Toyota dealer with the intent of buying a Corolla and spotted that Camry which for some reason was stickered low enough to be at the high end of my price range.  The deal was made and the car, at the time, was a revelation. That generation Camry has become something of legend. It was about the time Toyota was introducing the Lexus brand and the Camry was getting the benefit of the attention to quality that Toyota was giving its Lexus counterpart. If it didn't start to rust out, I might be driving it to this day. 


So given my experience it would seem the Honda/Acura or Toyota/Lexus would be where I will return.  Unfortunately, in the world of 2022, you can just walk into one of those dealers and scan the inventory.  They don't have any.  And if they do, they'll slap an extra few thousand on the top for the privilege.


What does the car market look like today?  The new car market is in a bizarre state. With a few exceptions there is little or no inventory.  Supply chains haven't much recovered from Covid, as far as I can tell.  If you want a new car, you are in for a wait and probably paying some significant amount over MSRP.  I am grateful that I don't have to finance because rates are soaring. I had occasion to visit my Acura dealer recently and I asked what was available.  He said "Nothing.  And the seven new cars getting delivered next week are already sold."  Alas. But the fact is that since I am almost certainly going to buy Honda/Acura or Toyota/Lexus and they are highly unavailable right now, I'll almost certainly end up in the used market. 

 

In contrast, the used market, which shot up in sync with the new market, has since been dropping significantly.  My auto industry adviser, Car Dealership Guy, suggests this year end might be prime time to buy.  That may be too soon for me, but I think and hope the drop may still have a way to go.  Inventories will be going back up eventually (increasing supply) and the credit market has tightened (decreasing demand).  I don't think that situation is going to change for half a year or so.


Now a confession.  I am very seriously considering a minivan.  I am of the opinion that the vast majority of people who buy an SUV would be better served by a minivan.  More space, easier access, and, arguably, more comfort for the same money.  You lose the off-road possibilities but the vast majority of SUVs never leave the pavement.  Anyway, it appeals to my contrary nature.


Toyota Sienna looks to be a magnificent vehicle. It would be my first choice because of the hybrid engine.  But to give you some idea of what I'm facing, a two year old model (2021) with 30k miles will still be pushing 50 large.  Good grief.  I paid half that for my Acura which was newer with fewer miles.  I have a lot of research and consideration to do.


My next car might be my last.  If I buy it when I'm 63 and keep it my standard nine years, well… At age 72 would I buy another car?  Maybe by then there would be other options for transport.  I could be one of those oldsters who never leaves The Villages and only needs a pimped-out golf cart.


In any event, I am in the car market again for only the fifth time in my life.  Always an adventure.


[TV, Movies] Disney's Dive

I don't know what to do with Disney.  I should probably cancel my streaming service.  They have not produced a good movie since, well, since Endgame really.  I don't count Spiderman: No Way Home because I get the distinct impression that it was mostly Sony. Every Star Wars movie has been abysmal, except Rogue One, which was passable.

The TV series have been very bad.  I can't speak to the Star Wars series since I haven't mustered the energy to try them in the face of my horrible expectations, although I have heard good things about Andor -- interestingly a prequel to the one passable movie. 


The Marvel series have ranged from disappointing (Wandavision) to tiresome (Moon Knight) to misguided (She-Hulk) to utterly vomitous (Falcon and The Winter Soldier).  I didn't watch Ms. Marvel as the mere thought of it was depressing.  I will grant that the one-off special Werewolf by Night was on the plus side.


It's tempting to look at this as some sort of modern phenomena, but Disney has been operating on the take-a-theme-and-squeeze-every-last-penny-out-of-it-until- there-are-no-fans-left model for decades. On a whim I fired up The Love Bug, the original, from back in the '60s when I saw it at the drive in.  I did this mostly because the theme song is so catchy that I still remembered it.  It's a decent kids film.  During this time (maybe mid-60s to mid-70s, let's call it post-Mary Poppins) Disney produced films that all varied on the theme of some popular adult activity, rendered absurd and silly by magic or misadventure, mixed in a lot of really great character actors (including a young Kurt Russel) and cranked out dozens of kid hits.  They started out with some good quality The Love Bug, That Darn Cat, The Ugly Dachshund.  Then they kept at it, kept digging deeper and deeper, kept leaning on formula and sequels, reaching lower in casting, but as long as kids (like me) trusted them we still went and saw all the films (until we grew up) and they wanted every last dime.  It finally ended for good when Star Wars arrived in 1978.  Somehow, another Don Knotts spoof-western couldn't measure up anymore.  I suppose now that they are milking Star Wars for themselves they got the ultimate revenge.


The point is, I keep my Disney sub partly because it comes as a package with Hulu (Archer, Shoresy) and ESPN+, and partly because I harbor a wish that they may start kicking out quality films like Infinity War again.  But time is running out.

Monday, October 10, 2022

The Month That Was - September 2022

This month I officially reached the age at which I am eligible to collect Social Security.  Should there be deep meaning in that?  I can see none.  I'm still working so I won't be collecting it just yet.  I summarized my feelings about this point in my life a couple of months ago.  I think that was about right.  The passing of my birthday changed nothing.

For the past five years I have housed a friend and grad student in the upstairs of my home.  I was apprehensive at first, but it worked out well and it was a way to enhance the life of someone I care about, which I maintain is the ultimate purpose of life.  I'm delighted that she achieved her goals and she has left to kick off the next chapter of her life, but she had a cat that I got very attached to.  I find I developed more habits concerning the cat than I had imagined.  Rituals around feeding and scratches and cardboard boxes I habitually start to do even in its absence.  Basically, I miss the cat.  (No, I have to tell my friends, do not get me a cat to help me heal from my loss. I leave town too often to take proper care of a pet.)


Next month -- my new book.  For sure.


[Savannah, Travel] Savannah Views

It's been a long time since I wrote about travel.  20 years back I was constantly in motion.  Not a month would pass when I didn't take off to a new destination.  I also had the self-indulgent ability to write a novella length travel report about an overnight stay in a cheap hotel in some cowtown somewhere. 

Of course, back then I had a condo with a tiny payment and no attachments of any sort.  Then came the house, which sucked a good deal of money away -- not just on purchase but incredibly more than I expected in ongoing maintenance -- along with taking up a lot of my time. Then of course, I found myself in a long-term, long distance relationship which involved buying a second house and pretty much precluded me from spontaneous solo travel.  


So now my travel tends to focus on three spots.  In-State trips summer-y locales, especially Mackinac Island.  (Did you know Mackinac Island was voted Best Island in the Continental U.S. by Travel + Leisure magazine?  Thanks to my previous travels, I have known this for years.)  Florida to visit my brother.  And formerly Houston, but now Savannah to visit the GF.  I am a train and my tracks only run to those three spots.


But that's not bad.  Savannah is a place I was visiting long before my current connections.  I once even brought my sainted late mother there as an 80th birthday gift.  As I look back on that trip report, I wonder if I can still write with the level of guile I did 17 years ago.


Northwest flights to Savannah are on small planes operated by those two-bit, third-rate, fourth-class outfits - Mesa Airlines, Mesaba Airlines, Canadair, Assclown Airlines; I never figured out exactly which one - that seem to exist solely to employ angry, dull-normal cretins who pissed off one too many customers at Burger King.


I had reserved an aisle seat (like always) but I thought I might check at the gate if an exit row was available. The attendant was a battleaxe of a woman who was muttering hostile missives and wondering aloud why "...they blame me for everything. It's not my fault if Northwest overbooks." I gave her my best ingratiating smile as I approached. In return she glared through two-inch thick lenses, thinned her lips to taut ribbons, and tossed me the kind of look that Tony Soprano reserves for someone who is late on a payment. 


In my defense, that passage is probably offensive to some number of disadvantaged demographics; battleaxes and dull-normal cretins to name two.  Even quoting it might get me kicked off Blogger. 


But we were talking about Savannah.  You would be hard pressed to find a city in the U.S. more dedicated to its own history.  The locally powerful Savannah Historic Preservation Commission ensures that it remains that way.  Wandering the historic district with its period correct restored homes and pedestrian squares with old growth trees for shade would be Nirvana for anyone who's ever wanted a trophy home.  If you are someone with dreams of home restoration and lording your authenticity over your friends and their McMansions, Savannah is for you.  (Me, I dream of a one room beach shack.)


From the tourist point of view, the Historic District and its party-time waterfront are what Savannah is all about.  SCAD, the Savannah College of Art and Design, plays an interesting role here also.  Claiming the historic district as its campus, SCAD punches above its weight as an influence in the area.  The students are intertwined with the district in many ways beyond the artistic events and atmosphere.  In any restaurant your server is likely to be a current or ex- SCAD student.  For me, this gives the area of Savannah the feel of the city I know best  --  Ann Arbor.  The Historic District also doubles as a college town.


The house I own down there is not in the Historic District.  It's in a very nice middle-class suburban area.  This has given me a chance to get the pulse of the city for day-to-day life, although I admit I have just scratched the surface.  Some observations:


  • If I read my regions correctly, Savannah is the southern tip of what is called "The Low Country".  Basically the sea level bayous that run from Savannah up to roughly Charleston SC.  Even well away from the coast, every neighborhood has its riverway or wetlands.  There is nary a hill to be found.  The southern gothic image of gnarled tree limbs and moss covered vines in the dusk can be viewed just about every night.  There is a regional beauty to it, and it photographs very well.

  • It is as hot and humid as advertised.  Wow. 

  • Like much of Georgia, Savannah is working hard to accommodate the film industry.  In Savannah's case, you get the bonus of the Historic District as a backdrop.  10 movies filmed in Savannah.

  • The city's economic base is pretty solid.  Manufacturing and the Port of Savannah are big employers, giving it a blue collar feel in many places.  One of my neighbors down there is a longshoreman.  In contrast to, again, Ann Arbor, where the closest thing to blue collar work is leading classes at Orange Theory.

  • Drivers are bad.  Significantly worse than in Michigan.  It is decidedly not bike friendly.

  • You rarely encounter an actual Southern accent.  I believe that is pretty true of any sizable city in the South these days.  Kinda regrettable.

  • I'd be remiss if I didn't mention Tybee Island.  Savannah is about 20-25 miles inland along the Savannah river from the Atlantic Ocean.  Tybee Island is right at the mouth of the Savannah River and, thus, is essentially the beach town for Savannah.  It's easy to access and it's really nice to be able to have a beach day on the spur of the moment.  As beach towns go, I'd place it above Galveston (as would my peeps from Houston, and they would know) and most Jersey beaches, but below Hilton Head and the best beaches in Florida.  It is about on par with an average Michigan beach town.  Nice little bonus.  


I'm sure I'll develop more understanding as the time passes.  For now, I still don't think I would want to settle permanently in Savannah.  I may feel differently about it as I gain experience and maybe spend some time there when it's cold up north.  I like Savannah.  Great place to visit. I'm just not sure living there is for me.  As much as I make fun of the Ann Arbor area, the upper-middle class trappings are part of my life now.  Savannah is not there yet, but gentrification may work its magic in time.


A visit to Savannah barely counts as travel for me anymore.  But the last trip offered the opportunity to visit points south.  As I mentioned, to the north lies the "Low Country".  To the south lie the Golden Isles.  These include Jekyll, St. Simons, Little St. Simons, and Sea Island.  Although we just visited for a day trip, I'm going out on a limb and declare these islands underrated as destinations.


Of these Jekyll Island is the most interesting. Jekyll started as a getaway for the fabulously wealthy of old -- meaning Rockafellers, Morgans, and the like.  They created the Jekyll Island Club where they built lavish mansions and would spend their winters hunting and socializing and generally engaging in revelry.  Although their houses were quite large, they maintained a summer camp sort of atmosphere by having a communal kitchen.  As you can imagine, this was not a serve-yourself establishment.  Dinners would go long into the night presumably with folks wandering in and out as suited them.  All the houses had lawns and wrap-around porches for entertaining.  It really must have been quite a time.  All this was built and utilized for maybe 3 months out of the year.


It all fell apart in WW2.  Deprivations kind of killed the mood and things fell into disrepair.  In time the great state of Georgia decided to take over the whole island, paying the owners a significantly below market rate for the taking.  The intention was to turn it into a State park, but it became clear that was too costly for the State, so they formed the Jekyll Island Authority, and charged them with running the island as a financially self-sustaining concern. They have done exactly that.


It costs $8 to get on the island and it's totally worth it.  The Jekyll Island Club still exists, although only as a luxurious inn.  The mansions, old buildings, and grounds of the club are delightful for wandering about.  Tours are offered of course.  Either on the grounds or adjacent to it is the Sea Turtle center where they do God's work keeping the sea turtle population healthy.  All of that is on the river side of the island.  The ocean side is populated with some nice hotels and bars of the Hilton/Marriott variety.  I gather it is a regional convention destination owing much to being pretty much right on the beach.


The beach, as all Georgia beaches, is just fine with a nice long sloping entry into the ocean. There is nothing wrong with it, but I am a spoiled Florida beach snob so…  The northern part of the island is pretty much unpopulated and left wild.    


If you are nearby, say a couple hours away in Savannah, Jekyll is a great day trip. In fact it compares very well to any number of vastly better known beach towns for weekend escape.  I do intend to spend a weekend here for just that reason in the near future.


The other islands (St. Simons, Little St. Simons, Sea) are tightly grouped together and are a more traditional wealthy getaway -- kind of a Hilton Head Lite.  On St. Simons there is a commercial center of a street filled with shops and restaurants leading into the main beach.  Little St. Simons is given over to wilderness and a pricey lodge.  Sea Island is also mostly natural, and given over to The Cloisters, a resort of legendary luxury and four figure per night prices. (I know, I had delusions of actually staying there.)  Neither of these places will let you near without being a registered guest.  Whether it's robber barons or nouveau riche, it seems the wealthy will find a way to escape to these Golden Isles of Georgia.


In any event, it was good to visit somewhere new. Even if it was just a day trip, it felt like actual travel. And it must have been since I just wrote a couple thousand words about it.  I hope, when retirement comes, to be able to write things like this as frequently as I used to.


[Baseball, Sports] Baseball Been Berry Berry Good

My attention to baseball has waxed and waned over the years and I haven't picked up a bat or a glove for decades, but I find it quite comforting that baseball keeps plowing forward, evolving, and every now and then grabs my attention again.

There were some truly great performances this season.  I am writing this the day after Aaron Judge hit his 62nd home run, passing Roger Maris for the most home runs by a player without a bloodstream full of anabolic steroids.   He is also very close to winning the triple crown, something that happens maybe once a decade.  Surely one of the greatest seasons in history. Oddly - or perhaps not - there hasn't been the fanfare there was for the record breaking steroid monsters back before the turn of the century.  Perhaps a reaction to it not being officially a new record (although it is an American League record), or perhaps a cynical public is waiting for the steroid shoe to drop.  I don't think it will.  Aaron Judge is a sizable dude, but he doesn't wear the hallmark bloated head and popeye torso of the steroid goons.  Oh and also:  Ruth (60), Maris (61), Judge (62) -- all Yankees.  Why?  Deserves analysis by some stat geek doesn't it? 


The other Ruth-ian performance this year came from Shohei Ohtani. Ohtani is really the first legitimate two way player (pitcher plus something else on non-pitching days) since the years when Ruth was a pitcher for Boston.  Ruth was a first class pitcher and could swing a bat better than just about anyone.  Ohtani is the inverse, an elite pitcher who is also a solid designated hitter on his non-pitching days.  Ohtani came over to the Angels from Japan after a few successful years with the Nippon Ham Fighters (why would anyone want to fight a ham?).  A Japanese import, playing two ways as designated hitter in the National League.  A unique thing that only contemporary baseball could produce.


A surprise feel-good story late in the season was Albert Pujols chasing his 700th home run.  In his prime with the Cardinals he was the best in the game.  He got traded to the Angels and immediately dropped off to be a good, steady, but rapidly aging, hitter.  Still he kept accumulating home runs.  He got sentimentally traded back to the Cardinals for his final season and started pounding the ball and lifted his total to 703, right behind Hank Arron and Babe Ruth for the non-steroidal #3 position (4th overall).  Great story.  I love it when old guys make one last stand.


Performances aside, the evolution of the game and its presentation has been fascinating to me, even if I disagree with most of the changes.  A number of TV outlets are providing advanced stats live, which I can easily geek out for.  ESPN keeps a running list of what pitches are thrown and at what speed as the at-bat progresses.  


There have been attempts to speed up the game. Once you reach extra innings you start the top and bottom of each inning with a runner at second, hopefully making extra-inning games less interminable.  Also, you can now intentionally walk a batter by just signaling to the ump rather than go through the motions of throwing four balls way outside.  Again, an attempt to save a few seconds. Evidence suggests these have been useless in speeding things along.  


This year, there is also the option of using something called PitchCom.  The catcher wears a device on his wrist with a series of buttons which transmit the pitch call to the pitcher via a speaker in his hat.  This is almost certainly a reaction to the Astros sign stealing scandal of a few years back.


All of these, especially PitchCom seem kind of gimmicky.  I understand the intent, but all of these just remove a human aspect of the game.  You no longer have to work to get a runner in scoring position.  You no longer have to worry about a passed ball on a pitch out.  You no longer have to be clever about hiding your signals.  Unlike, replay which is  an attempt to get things right, these just reduce the random variables in the game without any real payoff.  Games still average over 3 hours.  I could do without all of these and kind of hope they go away, but I admit they've been interesting.


Another development in recent years is something called "The Shift" where teams will make drastic changes in the positioning of the fielders based on the proclivity of the hitter. For instance, for a left-handed hitter who constantly pulls the ball a team will position the third baseman halfway between second and third -- roughly where the shortstop usually plays, the shortstop well to the first base side of second, the second baseman between the shortstop and the first baseman -- probably well back into the outfield, and the first baseman right on the line.  It turns out the idea that the batter can cleverly control where he hits the ball is probably false.  For the most part, if you have a tendency to hit the ball a certain way, trying to change that just makes you a worse hitter.  As a batter, Where you will hit the ball is highly predictable.  As a result, The Shift has been enormously successful.  So successful at reducing overall offense (despite the individual performances above) that MLB has banned it starting next year.  Again, I think it's the wrong decision.  If batters don't want to face a shift, they should learn to hit to all fields. Killing The Shift may boost offense, but it will make things a little less interesting for a fan like me.


Back to the duration of games, I'd be remiss if I didn't point to The Savannah Bananas, the Harlem Globetrotters of baseball.  Their games move like lighting because they live by their own rules:

1.) Every inning counts. The team that scores the most runs in an inning gets a point. The first team to five points wins.

2.) A time limit of two hours. No inning starts after the game gets to be two hours old. There’s a tiebreaker format if a game is tied when the limit is up (see below.)

3.) No stepping out of the batter’s box. If a batter steps away from the box at any point, it’s a strike.

4.) No bunting.

5.) Batters can steal first. If there’s a wild pitch or a passed ball during any pitch of an at-bat, the batter can go to first.

6.) No walks. If a pitcher throws a fourth ball, the batter takes off toward first base in a sprint. The catcher then has to throw the ball around to every defensive player on the field before it becomes live. The hitter is allowed to advance to as many bases as possible before the ball becomes live. The ball doesn’t have to touch the pitcher or catcher.

7.) A one-on-one showdown tiebreaker. If a game is tied when the time is up, each team picks a pitcher and a hitter to face off, with the defensive team only having a catcher and pitcher in the field. If a hitter puts it in play, he has to make it home to get a point before the pitcher gets the ball and throws it to the catcher. If a pitcher gets a strikeout or throws the runner out before scoring, there’s no point for the hitting team. The first team to prevent the other from scoring wins.

8.) No mound visits from any coaches or players.

9.) If a fan catches a foul ball, it’s an out. Bring your glove!

Sounds crazy right?  But good luck getting a ticket to one of their games.  I would not want MLB to adopt these rules verbatim, but if they could do something about hitters stepping out of the box or pitchers wandering aimless around between pitches, they could probably cut a half hour of run time on average.


The last thing that I have enjoyed this year is the discovery of Jomboy media on youtube.  They provide highlights and commentary for many sports but mostly baseball and do a great job of digging deep into events, lip reading, and comic observations.  Probably not for the kids, but better than looking for highlights on ESPN.


I'm looking forward to spending some time following the playoffs.  Things are getting interesting.