Nice complete ripping apart of LOTR in your website, BTW. I made it thru Chap 1 of the book and couldn't figure out why such a complete sniffling dork would be the chosen hero...and he played some silly flute or something and was a total kiss-ass, wuss so I didn't read any further...Maybe she could write a book review. She has a certain way with words.
Please save your flame mail. It'll just encourage her.