Kill Your Cineplex: I knocked off this brief screed about what a truly nasty experience it is to visit a movie theatre. Apart from the entertainment value, it will also provide you a glimpse into the future. When I am an old man, I plan to rant and fume pointlessly like that pretty much non-stop. Consider it a retirement goal.

(BTW, don't be shocked. I'm starting to move all the features to a new document template that looks more professional and less like some marginally cogent typist scrawled them out in a fit of lunacy. Or something.)