How Can You Not Look?: I have scrupulously avoided all reality shows, all the so-called extreme game shows, and especially celebrity boxing. I have erred. I should be watching all of it, and documenting it for the sake of comedy, like this:

Darva cruises to a unanimous decision, as Rose sums things up by saying, "Just too much Darva Conger, really." Meanwhile, poor Olga has an "I know I lost, but I still get my $30,000 right?" look on her face. This is just horrible.

OK, so, what's the next piece of trash coming around? I won't miss it.