Pits and Bieces: For you weekend reading pleasure.

• The 10 Worst Cars from those car talk guys. I used to own a Pinto. Yep.


• Roger Ebert comes down hard on proposed copy protection. Thumbs up.


• A new search engine puts the beloved Google in it's sights. Not there yet, but maybe.


• The Louvre. Not only could I spend a lot of time there in real life, it makes me wish I had broadband.


• Once I become an certified evil genius bent on ruling the world, I shall use one of these as my headquarters to hatch my nefarious schemes.


• This device is the definitive work of evil genius.


• A final slap in the face before summer.