Public School Follies: Here's a couple of classics.
First, it seems a third grader was suspended for bringing a replica of a gun to school. Of course, the replica was an inch long plastic gun for a G.I. Joe doll. Possible punishments include expulsion and alternative school. I'm sure the principal said someothing along the lines of "rules are rules." Idiots.
And then there's the teacher who planted dope in a kids locker prior to calling in police to search with dogs. When the dogs missed it, he told them about it and that he knew it was there because he planted it. This man was educating the leaders of tomorrow.