Stupid Just Is: It's been a banner couple of weeks for stupidity. Some union thugs in New Jersey decided to re-enact a scene from West Side Story after a meeting; It looks like Czech communists have hired Bill Clinton as a campaign consultant; At school, playing tag is out, but you better be up on your pimps and crack-whores; MTV pulls a stupid stunt with a fake corpse in Vegas, while here in Michigan we use real ones to keep our teenagers in line; and just down the street in Ann Arbor, womynkind considers a mere 30 toilets a form of male repression.

I got to get out of the comedy biz. There's too much competition.