Excuse Me Fer Dumping On Ya: What follows is dumpage from my get-around-to-it-one-of-these-days-when-I-haven't-found-anything-more-meaty-to-write-about-either-becasue-I-was-too-busy-or-because-nothing-is-going-on-or-the-weather-is-too-nice-or-I-just-want-to-watch-TV-and-drink-one-of-those-Diet-Snapples-that-I-like file.

• R.I.P. Lord Kimberley - Peer of the Realm, 4th Earl of Kimberley, Party Animal.


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• Who knew: "...John Lennon was not only politically assassinated, but that Richard Nixon, Ronald Reagan and, you'd better sit down, horror novelist Stephen King are the three people who can be proven guilty of the crime."


• Oops. The Ten Worst Tech Disasters in history.


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• Punk Rock Aerobics doesn't sound all that appealing, but if you can stomach some naughty language, click the Mission link. Bwa-ha-ha!


• If I had this, you'd be lucky to get an update every couple of months.