I take total credit for this; I assume they feared the wrath of my millions of loyal followers. Plus, there's this.
"Married by America" features five singles who, with the help of family and the public, are paired with strangers and, according to Fox promotions, will commit to marriage. Last week, it was revealed that one of the contestants is already married.
I warned you about going retarded because of this show. See what happened to the Fox execs? That could be your future.