Gotta Click 'Em All: Just a few quickies.

• Government employee buys Ford Mustang by accident; redefines phrase "Close enough for government work."


• Supposedly, these Ten Inventions will change our world. Oddly, none of them are alcoholic.


• I really need to get this beer. It's brewed in San Diego. Anyone up for a road trip?


• Hey, did you happen to know the Apple Pie is on SALE at Amazon. No lie.