Tuesday, November 08, 2022

The Month That Was - October 2022

What's done is done.  My new book, The Hawk Sahib, is now on Kindle (also linked in the sidebar).  More below.  I wish I could say there was a strong sense of accomplishment, but I have had so many distractions and false starts over the years, that any sense of anticipation I had was gone and it feels like just another chore completed.  Perhaps I will feel otherwise in the fullness of time.

Other than that it was a month like any other.  I have begun baby-stepping towards getting my house in shape for listing.  Mostly that means getting rid of junk.  When I moved in 12 years ago I did a comprehensive junk purge and resolved not to fill my life with more crap.  Epic fail.  One of the difficulties is that, for a lot of stuff that you wish to be rid of, there is no easy way to dispose of it.  Trash collectors and donation centers have rules about what they'll take.  Basically, if it is inconvenient and worthless -- which a great deal of what I am trying to rid myself of is -- you not only can't sell it, but you'll have to pay someone to take it off your hands. Try to rid yourself of a 36" cathode ray tube TV and see how far you get.


Lord, deliver me from stuff.


[Books] The Hawk Sahib

[Cars] Auto Aspirations

[TV, Movies] Disney's Dive


[Books] The Hawk Sahib, by David Mazzotta

Where to begin?  Here's the description from Amazon:

At the end of the 19th century an intrepid Tibetan youth from an Indian orphanage is enlisted in the name of Her Majesty to guide a mysterious Norwegian named Sigerson on a mission to the forbidden city of Lhasa. The clandestine operation leads to intrigue, danger, and ultimately, murder. In the face of mortal consequences, Sigerson must solve the crime from deep undercover.

Drawing on Kipling and Conan Doyle for inspiration, The Hawk Sahib represents a new direction for David Mazzotta. His sharply observed characters and economical style make for a breakneck-paced historical mystery.


This was a very difficult book to write.  In the process, I discovered I do not have a  particular talent for plotting.  That is to say, the bulk of the time I spent on this was outlining the sequence of events and inferences.  I gained a tremendous respect for writers of mysteries, and a certain level of awe for those who can string together something complex that does not come off as contrived manufactured.


The location and subject are quite esoteric and archaic.  Does anyone know who Kipling is anymore?  How about Conan Doyle?  A reading by a standard-issue woke college freshman would probably lose me my job, even though in the context of the era in which it is set it is fine.  Look at it this way: is there anyone alive under the age of 60 that can pronounce "Sahib'' and not find it troubling?  That is to say, the audience is, I'm afraid, very small. It is not a comedy, in fact it is likely the darkest book I've written, though still, I hope, very entertaining.  


It sets up a sequel as it ends, so evidently I want to torture myself by having to plot another mystery -- certainly not until I retire. I will say this:  If you recognize the name Sigerson you will probably enjoy it.  If you know, you know.  


Now for the personal stuff.  In the course of writing this I have come to some revelations about myself.  Firstly, once I do retire, I suspect I will write a lot.  I don't know if I can ever reach the level of output of 25 years ago, when I had this blog, books, and football column going all at once, but I will have time and when I have time, I write.  They say writing is only enjoyable in the past tense.  Writing is work, having written is fun.  In fact, writing is more of a compulsion.  There is no point in resisting it, as you would work, and there is no particular joy in completing it, since the compulsion is not relieved.  It just is, and I feel it will continue to be once I have time for it again.  Look, if I retire at 65, that gives me at least another 15 years of productive writing.  That's a gift.


The other realization is how self-indulgent my approach is to writing.  I write whatever I want.  I have no concern for sales or an audience or the opinions of others.  If over the course of its existence The Hawk Sahib sells no more than a handful of copies, I'm fine with that.  I write what I write and that's that. (I seem to be developing an affinity for tautology.  That makes three in this post alone.  Not good.) 


Contrast that with Lee Child, who writes the Jack Reacher series of manly thrillers, one of which I am ripping through now.  They sell billions.  They can at times be formulaic.  To me they are a bit wordy but I think that is true of just about every book.  What they are is perfectly targeted to his readers, of which I am one.  A common, rather smug belief might be that Lee Child is simply a commercial machine, his work eschews artistry for commercial reward.  That belief is wrong.  Lee Child is writing for other people.  He is a craftsman of the highest order and that takes talent.  In my juvenile years I might have deluded myself that, in a flurry of sophomoric editorializing, I was dedicated to the artistry of writing and it's the crass uncivilized world that makes him rich and me not.  The fact is he is giving the world what it desires, and I am giving myself what I desire. I am more selfish than authentic.


There is no room in the commercial book industry for me, nor should there be.  It is truly a blessing that there isn't.  Years ago, we're I to have become a successful mainstream novelist, I would have lived a very different life than I have.  I would have been brown-nosing the Upper West Side cognoscenti. Making dreary small talk with strangers who show up for a signing.  Trying to supplement my income by teaching creative writing.  And I also would have fallen to poverty once the well ran dry.  No, I definitely lucked out by failing as a novelist.


I can write the stories I want and ramble on endlessly in blog posts.  Who's got it better than me?  


Still, I am not entirely self-absorbed. I would like anyone who is moved to read my work to enjoy it.  And if you are so moved, I hope you enjoy The Hawk Sahib.

[Cars] Auto Aspirations

 On average, I keep a car for just shy of a decade.  '84 Celica, '93 Camry, '02 Camry, '14 Acura TL.  It's coming up on time for me to get back into the market.


My Acura, despite some frustrations in my early ownership, a portion of which were completely on me, still runs like a top.  I am deeply impressed by the engine -- a tuned version of the six-cylinder from the Honda accord -- and the handling.  Both are beyond my ability to push to their limit.  Of all the cars I've owned, it's the only one that really stands out as having been a pleasure to drive. It's a little high on road noise and a little cramped for its size, but you can't help but appreciate how capable it is in any real life situation.  If it had Android Auto I might keep it until 300k.  


The quietness and smooth ride and utter reliability of the '93 Camry also should get its due.  I went to the Toyota dealer with the intent of buying a Corolla and spotted that Camry which for some reason was stickered low enough to be at the high end of my price range.  The deal was made and the car, at the time, was a revelation. That generation Camry has become something of legend. It was about the time Toyota was introducing the Lexus brand and the Camry was getting the benefit of the attention to quality that Toyota was giving its Lexus counterpart. If it didn't start to rust out, I might be driving it to this day. 


So given my experience it would seem the Honda/Acura or Toyota/Lexus would be where I will return.  Unfortunately, in the world of 2022, you can just walk into one of those dealers and scan the inventory.  They don't have any.  And if they do, they'll slap an extra few thousand on the top for the privilege.


What does the car market look like today?  The new car market is in a bizarre state. With a few exceptions there is little or no inventory.  Supply chains haven't much recovered from Covid, as far as I can tell.  If you want a new car, you are in for a wait and probably paying some significant amount over MSRP.  I am grateful that I don't have to finance because rates are soaring. I had occasion to visit my Acura dealer recently and I asked what was available.  He said "Nothing.  And the seven new cars getting delivered next week are already sold."  Alas. But the fact is that since I am almost certainly going to buy Honda/Acura or Toyota/Lexus and they are highly unavailable right now, I'll almost certainly end up in the used market. 

 

In contrast, the used market, which shot up in sync with the new market, has since been dropping significantly.  My auto industry adviser, Car Dealership Guy, suggests this year end might be prime time to buy.  That may be too soon for me, but I think and hope the drop may still have a way to go.  Inventories will be going back up eventually (increasing supply) and the credit market has tightened (decreasing demand).  I don't think that situation is going to change for half a year or so.


Now a confession.  I am very seriously considering a minivan.  I am of the opinion that the vast majority of people who buy an SUV would be better served by a minivan.  More space, easier access, and, arguably, more comfort for the same money.  You lose the off-road possibilities but the vast majority of SUVs never leave the pavement.  Anyway, it appeals to my contrary nature.


Toyota Sienna looks to be a magnificent vehicle. It would be my first choice because of the hybrid engine.  But to give you some idea of what I'm facing, a two year old model (2021) with 30k miles will still be pushing 50 large.  Good grief.  I paid half that for my Acura which was newer with fewer miles.  I have a lot of research and consideration to do.


My next car might be my last.  If I buy it when I'm 63 and keep it my standard nine years, well… At age 72 would I buy another car?  Maybe by then there would be other options for transport.  I could be one of those oldsters who never leaves The Villages and only needs a pimped-out golf cart.


In any event, I am in the car market again for only the fifth time in my life.  Always an adventure.


[TV, Movies] Disney's Dive

I don't know what to do with Disney.  I should probably cancel my streaming service.  They have not produced a good movie since, well, since Endgame really.  I don't count Spiderman: No Way Home because I get the distinct impression that it was mostly Sony. Every Star Wars movie has been abysmal, except Rogue One, which was passable.

The TV series have been very bad.  I can't speak to the Star Wars series since I haven't mustered the energy to try them in the face of my horrible expectations, although I have heard good things about Andor -- interestingly a prequel to the one passable movie. 


The Marvel series have ranged from disappointing (Wandavision) to tiresome (Moon Knight) to misguided (She-Hulk) to utterly vomitous (Falcon and The Winter Soldier).  I didn't watch Ms. Marvel as the mere thought of it was depressing.  I will grant that the one-off special Werewolf by Night was on the plus side.


It's tempting to look at this as some sort of modern phenomena, but Disney has been operating on the take-a-theme-and-squeeze-every-last-penny-out-of-it-until- there-are-no-fans-left model for decades. On a whim I fired up The Love Bug, the original, from back in the '60s when I saw it at the drive in.  I did this mostly because the theme song is so catchy that I still remembered it.  It's a decent kids film.  During this time (maybe mid-60s to mid-70s, let's call it post-Mary Poppins) Disney produced films that all varied on the theme of some popular adult activity, rendered absurd and silly by magic or misadventure, mixed in a lot of really great character actors (including a young Kurt Russel) and cranked out dozens of kid hits.  They started out with some good quality The Love Bug, That Darn Cat, The Ugly Dachshund.  Then they kept at it, kept digging deeper and deeper, kept leaning on formula and sequels, reaching lower in casting, but as long as kids (like me) trusted them we still went and saw all the films (until we grew up) and they wanted every last dime.  It finally ended for good when Star Wars arrived in 1978.  Somehow, another Don Knotts spoof-western couldn't measure up anymore.  I suppose now that they are milking Star Wars for themselves they got the ultimate revenge.


The point is, I keep my Disney sub partly because it comes as a package with Hulu (Archer, Shoresy) and ESPN+, and partly because I harbor a wish that they may start kicking out quality films like Infinity War again.  But time is running out.